The Amboy Times

The 12 Days of Global Warming

The Goracle hath bringeth us the miracle of Global Warming!

Live Earth Bon Mots

As a conservative might expect, an Al Gore-fest is bound to have plenty of wacky quotes, and this one certainly didn't disappoint.

"Today, more than 2 billion of us have come together in more than 130 countries on all seven continents," said former Vice President Al Gore, the event's organizer. "Times like these demand action," he added, after announcing the 7-Point Pledge that he hoped millions would sign while watching the concert.

Gather 'round kids and promise to make your carbon footprint teeny-tiny like Al Gore's! Hey Johnny, can use less than $30,000 worth of electricity and natural gas? Sure you can!

(...) it was nonmusicians at this concert who made the most passionate pleas about demanding action for the environment. "Get rid of all these rotten politicians that we have in Washington, who are nothing more than corporate toadies," said Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the environmentalist author, president of Waterkeeper Alliance and Robert F. Kennedy's son, who grew hoarse from shouting. "This is treason. And we need to start treating them as traitors."

Another liberal who doesn't understand the meaning of treason, great. Traitors are traditionally executed by the way.

Primatologist Jane Goodall offered a greeting in chimpanzee language, before saying, "Up in the North the ice is melting, what will it take to melt the ice in the human heart?"

ROTFLMAO! I don't know but she sure knows how to tickle my ribs, more chimpspeak for global warming! OK rock stars, don't forget to put an ecofriendly bumpersticker on the back of your Limo entouarage.

Image shamelessly stolen from Iowahawk.

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The Great Global Warming Swindle

Hat tip, LGF. This UK Channel 4 documentary looks at the global warming issue from every angle. Al Gore's not going to like it. Hot Air has an update. One of the scientists claims that CO 2 does warm the planet, but the film explains that the CO 2 created my man is less than 1%, and the warming trends follow solar activity much closer than CO 2 levels.

According to a group of scientists brought together by documentary-maker Martin Durkin, if the planet is heating up, it isn't your fault and there's nothing you can do about it. We've almost begun to take it for granted that climate change is a man-made phenomenon. But just as the environmental lobby think they've got our attention, a group of naysayers have emerged to slay the whole premise of global warming.