On your left, the lovable Homer Simpson. Dressed comfortably and smiling as he hoists his large doughnut in utter joy. On the right, is a naked guy with a boner and a club. Who would you trust?
A 180 foot image of Homer Simpson has been painted into the hillside, next to the famous fertility symbol - the Cerne Abbas giant - in Dorset. Pagans are not happy with the new addition to the hillside, and plan some 'rain magic' to get it washed away. Video.
I think if I was an upset pagan I would get some magic green spray paint, or a magic lawyer, or just wait a couple of weeks when the promotion is long forgotten.
